goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT

Fuck yes

 

Fuck it dude, I’d be down for a threesome

 
man-stuff:

A rare, non-athletic, non-skinny, non-fetishized (mostly) nude male!

man-stuff:

A rare, non-athletic, non-skinny, non-fetishized (mostly) nude male!

 

My boyfriend is at work till 11 tonight


I can’t wait till he’s out and smackin dat ass

 

methhomework:

this is so real

 

Being responsible is a pain in the ass

 
This is what happens when I’m left alone

This is what happens when I’m left alone

 
kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

 

justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

100% accurate

 
I haven’t bought an outfit in forever, like seriously its been like months. This little get up made my butt look big and I’m stylin so why the hell not?

I haven’t bought an outfit in forever, like seriously its been like months. This little get up made my butt look big and I’m stylin so why the hell not?

 

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

 
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